Scotty From Marketing Claps Back

‘Well hi there fine citizen

Australian, my neighbour

I can tell from your poem

That you surely vote Labor

Or worse, could it be

That you vote for the greens?

Haven’t you read?

They’re not all that they seem

The Greens and the hippies

They’re the ones you should blame

Now that our fine land

Has gone up in flames

They hate it whenever

We try to do good

They won’t let us backburn!

But we knew we should

We know ALL of the things

That we needed to do

But the Greens wouldn’t let us

They’re bad through and through

And anyway, really

Is fire SO bad?

You’re acting like

This is first one we’ve had.

But this is Australia

And this is the season

When fires will start

Not for rhyme nor for reason

If you’re still concerned

Let Rupert assure youse

The Hanging Rock races

Is really page one news

So you see noisy citizen

It’s high time you relax

Untwist your knickers

And have a chillax

The cricket’s on soon

We can cheer on our boys

Now there’s a fine place

For your unceasing noise

Then shush up your mouth

And do like the others

The quiet Australians

Your sisters and brothers.’